I have this quote as my favourite all the time: “Software is like sex, it’s better when it’s free”. Uh oh. Today I thought about some other things and suddenly realized that it will be even way much better if it’s supported. Seriously. 

PS: Gotta come back doing support now. LOL

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Warning: This piece of entertaining sh!t uses inappropriate language for people under 18 years old and people who think they are completely innocent. You have been warned!

What is a douche bag? You may want to do a few quick searches by yourself but simply saying: it’s a person which is mean, rude, fcuking annoying and X (replace X with whatever you find disgusting). Please notice the way I used “it” instead of “he” or “she” and “which” instead of “who”. It deserves that, really. That’s why it’s a douche bag!

People usually judge others by their appearances (stereotype?) but we all knows the only way to fully understand a person is to talk to him or her, watch his/her behaviors, etc (but it’s hard to spend a lot of time for everybody, I know). In almost-20 years of my life, I guess I haven’t met enough bad people personally so that when I first found the term “douche bag”, it was quite difficult for me to visualize it. You know, people remember things by visualizing them in their heads and when something matches the visualized image, along with the term itself, its details (memories, properties, etc) will pop out from every corner of the brain. (Un)Fortunately, I have just known a douche bag. It has all the “qualities” which were mentioned above in an unbelievable way. Ewwww… Sorry, the visualized image in my head is so gross that mentioning it makes me feel so bad and sick. Err, Ewwww…

Okie! So… what kind of a jerk is that? 

He (it’s a male) has a girlfriend. They are even listed as engaged in Facebook’s relationship status (which is, in fact, illegal at the age of 20). And then… what? He did flirt with other’s girlfriend! I think we have a love rectangle here which involves 4 people at once. This is so awesome! I myself experienced a love triangle (well, this is such an embarrassing thing to talk about) but this rectangle thing… It’s wayyyy much shittier than that. Suddenly I thought back about my old experience and felt it a piece of cake. I laughed so hard writing this, OMFG (read: Oh My Fcuking God)!

Sh!t hit the fan for the douche bag when it turned out that the girl doesn’t like him but for some complicated reasons, she still wants to be friend with him so she tried to keep things under control but that fcuker found it not enough (this is my guess only) so he kept pushing things and crossed the line (this is the truth). One of the most bullsh!t behaviors of the idiot is getting to know more about the girl by looking for and browsing her old stuffs (blog entries, photos, etc). Hmm, this is an easy-to-understand move as I did it all the time, FYI (read: For Your Information). He got lost of his mind when he left comments but he didn’t want anybody to be able to trace him down. To be honest, the only way to not let others know what you did is not doing it at all in the first place, especially in this age of global networks with broadband internet connections (and when your rival is potentially a nerd). He even made it more amusing by exposing the plan in one of his comments, what a fcuking genius! He also made heaps of crap by using “if” in some kind of a regret voice. I think he wished it had been a type I condition (possible in future) but too bad, it is a sentence in type III (unreal condition). Sorry, dude!

And then the guy (the girl’s boyfriend, the geek) smelt something in the air soon enough. That douche bag became highly suspicious in no time because of his traces (told ya!). All those things forced the guy to keep an eye on the fcuker all the time. But the guy still tried to make friendly contact with that douche bag with a belief that good people still exist in the world. It’s sad to say but among 6.6 billion people today, there are bad ones definitely. Unfortunately (and obviously) our douche bag here is one of the worst (it’s purely just my subjective point of view). The asshole responded with a competitive tone of voice just like he was declaring a war. Guess what? Wars are for idiots with their stupidities and it’s certain that both sides will get hurt. Hmm, in this situation I should have said 4 parties, shouldn’t I? That’s such a complete dumbass. The guy finally decided to do nothing further than that and simply fallback trusting his girlfriend (and write this piece of sh!t). Oh, that mother fcuker son of a bitch, go to hell!

Thank you for reading.

Nguồn: Internet

A few days ago, my girlfriend told me it was a long time since the the last time I wrote something. Hmm, it’s sad but true. Suddenly I realized how busy I was. And then I also found out that she loves to read my stuff as much as I want to read hers. Hmm….

These days, I saw 2 friends of mine broke up with their boyfriends. Really, seeing friends’ breaking up always makes me think about myself. I don’t know all of their stories but base on what I know, there is a pretty interesting fact: when I was younger, I thought the most common reason of breaking up is one of two people loves someone else. It may be true when we were teenagers because we changed almost everyday but now? Not anymore! We grown up. Our characteristics are defined. The most scary things now become our own thoughts. As long as (almost) everything goes along well, nothing happens. And then, at some points, when there is a tiny little problem where the two people can not agree with each other, it will become bigger, bigger and finally, explode: BOOOOM! 

Can’t we do anything?

Yes, we can. Communication! Currently, I’m reading a book called “Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus”. I will definitely write something after finish reading that book but now, all I can say is there is always a way to do things. What matter is whether we want to do it or not. See? That’s our thoughts that make a relationship work or not. 

I personally think mine will work, absolutely beautifully. No doubt!

The best things in life?

Well, instead of the fact that I’m freaking busy, my mind is still able to reserve a part of it (a big one) for you. Hmm, I think I have to write something down here before I can get back to what I was doing. You are addictive, you know? *sigh* Okie, let’s write a list of good things in life. They are good but as I haven’t died yet, I can’t know if they are the best! Oops, talking and thinking negatively too much these days, I have to stop this habit soon!

Being free with someone you love. It’s not necessary that we have to do anything. We don’t have to go to the cinema and watch a blockbuster. We don’t have to go to a cafeteria and order some cool drinks. We don’t even have to think where we should go. Staying at home, moving the couch, sitting comfortably, having home-made-but-supermarket-bought popcorn and watching a famous 90s movie aren’t great? Drinking self-served water, having instant noodle with wasabi-ed beef and washing dishes in the morning aren’t great? And what’s about taking a bus straight to hometown or just visiting aunt and cousins? They are more than great. Being free, being cared, being you. It does not matter where you go or what you do, the crucial point is whom you are with.

Family gathering. Most of the time, I didn’t realize this but I do now. Family is always the place where you can find love and coziness. The big family or your little one, they both work the same way.

Doing things with passions. It’s obvious, isn’t it? No matter the thing is good or bad, doing it with passion will be a good feeling. I suddenly think about the robbers, they steal things from others, take things which are not theirs but some of them are so great. Remember the series Ocean (11, 12 and 13)? Those robbers make plans and execute them brilliantly, the police want to catch them but they also pay lots of respects to the robbers. On the other hands, take Apple as an example, Apple’s employees believe in their works  so much that they kept using strong words like “incredible”, “amazing” and “awesome” to describe their products (hmm, maybe it’s a presentation strategy but my favorite tech blog – TechCrunch – has an interesting post about it titled “The Importance Of Enthusiasm In Any Product”). Personally, I feel like I’m more productive when I do stuffs that I’m interested in. Maybe that’s the reason Google’s employees have their famous “20 percent time” projects (which encourages people to use 20% of their working hours to develop their own ideas, of course, the result product will be owned by Google. There are some great products become live from those products, my favorite Gmail is an example)

Going to sleep when you feel sleepy. Hmm, sleeping is a self-recovery process but sometimes we just can’t do it properly. Well, I’m staying up late right now for example. There were times when I thought that being able/having opportunities to stay up late is some kind of… honors! *sigh* No, definitely not. It’s doing things without plan or in short: doing things stupidly! End of discussion.

Err, I’m thinking about the next good thing and nothing else jumps out except her. Bet that I won’t be able to find any other thing today! Gotta move on. Cya soon *hug*